Its a place absent of excuses and patience

Brrr, it's cold in here, there must be some cougars in the atmosphere.

It's important to note that as he drove away, he informed the carjacking victim that he has, in fact, slept with her mother, and at a high intensity, for quite some time.

"Yeah what an asshole. At least have the decency to knee the guy in the balls, too." - Aaron Craft

Oh sure, this is acceptable to post on your site.

OH SHIT! This is huge!

"Pfffssshhh, do I like apples? How do you think I got these abs?"

I'm super excited to hear where you got "6M per annum" out of 9 years, $35 million.

Guion also told the officer that he had a gun, which the report said was registered to him. The traffic stop did not go well.

This is actually great news for Cody.

Shit, now that buccaneer ship in that guy's backyard is going to look tacky and out of place.

Pretty bold move by Gelatia Albania - the country's premier chocolate gelato maker - to sponsor the playing surface.

This is even worse because in the Southern Hemisphere, the balls are in front of the penis.

Good to see someone other than the Knicks getting fucked at MSG.

Anyone who blows the layup after a pass like that deserves to be ritually sacrificed on an altar outside of John Stockton's house.

This might be the most insulting thing anyone has ever said about South Park.

[crosses out Washington CAPITALs joke]

One if by land,
Two if by already crowded city.

The term "bandwagon fan" actually originates from a 1912 New York Times piece written by Peter O'Shaugnessy, referencing legions of Brooklyn Dodgers fans who arrived to the game in a wagon that was usually used by the Harper High band. The wagon actually crashed through the retaining wall near the outside of the…

This is easily the coolest thing I've ever seen on the NFL Network.