Carson Palmer always preferred to stay in bed when diarrhea hit

Can anything stop this force of nature, besides unfounded but stubborn allegations from his past about dead prostitutes found in Dallas ditches 20 years ago?

being ridiculously rich can be a real drag

"I work best under pressure, and the constant fear of a lynch mob was just too hard to pass up."

"Chuck, you're always on air"

"Where would you have a coupon? How would you come upon one and how would that work?"

The Knicks played with Eddy Curry for years and this was never called

a brouhaha with Cousins from Kentucky? I am completely not surprised

We're told they played the game anyway, but couldn't find any proof

"Dude we blew that up years ago"

This new Air Bud trailer looks great

WVU, still not the state leader in crash landings

Be careful Kenny, Rudy's best friends always flame out

This completely confirms my theory that all hipsters have tiny balls

"You wanna see a dead cat? Get me a big glass"

"I think it's goi...Gah-Fuck-Shit BOB SAGET"

Payments may be stopped, but Sean Payton can give them something for the pain

I wish George W. Bush would slap a girl's ass every day

Planned next: A coin explaining the shape of their coins

I'd rather have Ovechkin on my face than Semin