After a group ride, having a method to open a bottle has never been a problem...

@heisthejordan: You also get a chain tool.

@Captain_Caveman:

@Apotheosis: That worked out great for Richard Jewel

"Not Recommend" on the Adam Carolla show? I strongly disagree, but that is just my opinion.

@anexanhume: www.instantrimshot.com

@Himynameispromotedthiscommenta...: How is that sexist?

I will give $1 to the first person who tries to pack this in their carry-on luggage.

@nix: I am truly sorry you cant leave your drink unattended at a bar, and need to watch the bartender make it because you are fearful of date rape.

@VisforVanity: Are you seriously suggesting that women in armed forces are equally as likely to be raped by those fighting with them then they are if they were to be captured as POW's?

@la.donna.pietra: I agree, sexual assault within the ranks of the US military is a huge problem that has been poorly addressed and/or ignored.

@nix: So you are saying the likelihood of a woman being raped going to your local corner store is the same as a woman who is captured in Afghanistan? I sure hope not.

@curiousgeorgiana: Absolutely not. Did you read my post and think that I was suggesting that women stay home to prevent being raped? If that is how you read it, I am very worried for you.

What about the rape argument? I'd say a female POW is a bit more likely to be raped and abused by her captors than a male POW...especially considering how forward thinking our enemies are on womens rights

@resplendent.bitch: Really? This strikes me as the complete opposite. He is saying that the grades in his class are so arbitrary that he is willing to put it up for a vote instead of making her take a quiz.

@Alchemistmerlin: and arrested the homeowner

@Dr. Evil Genius: Cold as Winter: That's assuming an esn/meid solution can be found. they could also take it prepaid (ie boost mobile)

@Dr. Evil Genius: Cold as Winter: That's my thoughts too. However, if people are motivated enough to bring an EVO to MetroPCS you know they will be fanatical about bringing over an iphone...

@Dr. Evil Genius: Cold as Winter: Yes sir, if you search the seedy underbelly of the internet you will be able to find complete guides how to change an ESN.

@Dr. Evil Genius: Cold as Winter: with a cloned esn the phone will show up on the network to whatever phone the esn was originally assigned to...which is why it is a federal offense to clone an esn