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Osama’s Bin Files Laden With Porn

What a dumbass. If he had just beaten up his girlfriend or child like a normal NFL player instead of smoking weed, he would have been reinstated a lot sooner.

Papa Murphy’s is great because it’s like, “Oh cool, I can get a pizza that’s 10 lbs and costs $14? AND some sort of s’mores pizza? Yeah, time to stress test my house’s plumbing.”

That was truly incredible to Widnes

The ultimate goal is to beat the shit out of them. They’re responsible for their own fucking conversion.

Blood and Foil

Ha ha, I love how the cop moves a bit away as this Aryan athlete tries his vault. Cop is like “nah, we don’t need to move to apprehend this turd, he is going to self concuss anyways”

You missed out on a GREAT headline opportunity here: White Nationalists Can’t Jump.

Sieg fail!

Counterpoint: Fuck Nazis, they deserve to be punched in the face more.

I didn’t get a harrumph out of you!

Howard Johnson is right about MwFuller being right!

Michael O’Donoghue had a similar line about John Belushi. “I think about John a lot more than people I know who are still alive.”

You ever think about him guest starring on Arrested Development? I think about that a lot.

Like this?

love how prince basically stole the show in the clip.

Would you eulogize Billy Bob Thornton like that?

You know badgers — bunch of bitchy little girls.

In support of Hauschka’s comments on equality, Costco stores will now also be selling black folding tables to Bills fans.