Sorry, I was trying to agree with you. Upon re-reading...yeah, I can see why that wasn’t clear.

I won a raffle for a waiver for this year’s Boston Marathon. I have never run a marathon before. I’ve run 1.40 half marathons, and would be fucking ecstatic if I drop a 3.45 in 8 weeks. Does that make me fantastic? Who fucking cares...

That was the best line of the video.

Another (hopefully reasonable) Pats fan here.

Agreed. Granted, I’m 41, but on my varsity soccer team, hazing was a wedgie on the bus ride home. That was it.

I’m currently trying to embrace this. I always run every race like that’s going to be a new PR, and get disappointed when it isn’t.

That ain’t got nuthin’ to do with my shit, gawd.

I did it yesterday. And probably the day before. And probably the day before that.

And Vince Wilfork.

I’ve had a few over the last couple of years, but I’ve settled on the Nike LunarTempo. Super light, but enough to take a long-term beating - I’ve run my last two half marathons in them, and have another coming up this weekend.

I’ve had a few over the last couple of years, but I’ve settled on the Nike LunarTempo. Super light, but enough to…

Patriots fan since I started watching football in the mid-80s. I laughed my ass off at this piece. There are a couple of us mythical creatures that are Boston Fans That Can Take A Joke Because We Know There Was Cheating Going On.

Whoa, let’s not generallize. A recent poll of non-sports radio callers showed 48% of New Englanders think there was at least something going on. I’m MA born and raised, lifelong Pats fan, and I fully believe something happened. I also wouldn’t give a shit if the Jets did it. I personally think that the ends justify…

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I’m friends with the Monster Gaming social media manager that works with them, and he was with them for this - I was just as happy for him, and he didn’t get the money or the glory!

I guess as a kid, I didn’t know enough about what I was hearing, and in the years since, never put much thought into it...

Not to mention, Milwaukee doesn’t want him to get hurt still playing for the Mets while he’s now their player. Which, because it’s the Mets, is far more likely than one would think.

This needs WAY more stars....

For the victory speech:

I will always remember the first time I saw Tenacious D. Small club, sold out long in advance, and people would not shut the fuck up with their personal conversations. They were playing acoustic, so you could hear everything. I can sort of understand stumbling into a club and not being that into the band playing. But…

The first part, absolutely. In fact, it’s become a running joke that my wife and I will always end up behind Make Out Couple, and at some shows it makes no fucking sense. Mayer Hawthorne? OK, I can give that a pass during some of the sexytime songs. Clutch? Really?