MrBonez
Johnny Jolly with my Sprite
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Chris Ambrose is definitely Mayor Slay, right?

Young Thug needs no justification. Just enjoy the ride.

Do your friends and teammates call you Gee-off or Jeff? I've got a friend who insists his name is pronounced Jeff but i'm not buying it.

Drew, you're a terrible person. Not because of the few occasions that you spanked or yelled at your child, though. You're just a terrible person.

I don't think this got picked up here last week, but David Wilson is a great human being:

50 ng/ml to fly a plane

"Man am I hungry..."

in the wise words of Killer Mike: Fuck Ronald Reagan

they really went downhill in 10 years...fuck me, its been 10 years already

what's wrong with Baltimore being a host city, hon

This is how I can describe my skill with first person shooters:

I can totally imagine Calvin Pryor knocking someone's head off when the beat drops on Dreams and Nightmares

Well...at least they didn't go with Jaxoff

Wasn't exactly in the stands but I walked out of FedEx field after the monday night opener this year to see three grown men fighting and wrestling on the ground (two Washington, one philly fan). Security comes over to break it up while dudes are still going at. Fight stops, and a washington fan goes "Its alright

would it have been better if he had referred to her as "his sidebitch"?

If anybody was wondering how to clean a gravity bong...don't. Make a new one you lazy son of a bitch.

Kreayshawn's debut album begs to differ

THOSE GUYS DON'T CARE ABOUT MY FOOD EITHER!

I think Tony Hale works great on VEEP. They did basically give him the same character as Buster, but at least he gets to keep his hand.