Russ back?

5X gold pants are a little loose in the caboose

I only look up to Goodell to answer my players

I don't know what they did to the toaster strudels in the past couple of years but they didn't always have the problem of getting cooked so unevenly. The best solution I've found is to toast them on medium-low one time through and then again on low. Don't forget to put the icing packets around the edge of the…

"We're going to war this season, boys!"

No lie, UMass is so bad at football that they once called me at my house my senior year to see if I would be interested in playing there. I laughed in that recruiter's ear as soon as he said that. I didn't get a letter or call from any other DI, DII, or DIII school, mainly because I was terrible.

"THATS YO' ASS SANTA!"

DEYTUKURJURRRRRBS

Being from MD, the Len Bias story was brought up in school during every D.A.R.E. talk, and at least once a year otherwise. And I'm glad it was, because it was the #1 reason why I never did coke in elementary school.

WSSU and Virginia State face off tomorrow in the championship game of the CIAA conference championship game

How do you feel about gravity bongs?

i guess he'll be looking for a new porpoise in life

never forget

never forget

Von Miller is not impressed:

I had written an explanation for why I believed the Champ Bailey for Clinton Portis trade might have been the fairest trade for both teams but then I realized Bailey is still playing for the Broncos while the 'Skins start DeAngelo Hall. Regardless, without that trade we would've never gotten this.

thank you for putting your most important points in bold

+1 for geebs

The more amazing feat is that they got that car to drive on water. Sideways, at that!

I suppose your next post is going to tell me to stop smoking pot while playing FIFA