When reached by Kotaku, the Ford dealership said they didn’t know what we were talking about.

2016 in Game Development: We thought about adding women but then we thought ‘What about the mens?’

Wow, it’s still pretty lame reasoning. If Zelda could fight (cough Shiek) what would Link do? How he try his hand ruling a kingdom? Hell, he could be the villain of the next game, and you as Zelda have to team up with Ganon to restore the balance in the Tri-Force? And I’m an idiot and I just pulled this out of my butt.