Listen I have too call you back I am about to get T-boned.

You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful house
You may tell yourself, this is not my beautiful wife

I am a prankster as a passenger. The best part is most drivers are oblivious when they drive, I love moving the gear leaver to neutral on an auto transmission when someone is sitting at a red light. When the light turns green hilarity ensues. The look on every drivers face when they punch the gas and they go nowhere…

You may find yourself in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife
You may ask yourself, well, how did I get here?

Sure woman have been flying since 1908 and there is nothing wrong with that, unfortunately most still can't parallel park since 1908.

I thought you meant that you had a spice rack that only has jars of ginger and it excited you.

The best is that phony scream that lady belts out, like she gives a shit that was just a knee jerk reaction. In her mind it was "better you than me" and "I better scream and show that I care". So if something did happen she can harp on the fact tat she showed real emotion as it happened.

Man I know that there is,

I don't know about the rest of you, but if my hobby caused me too bleed out of my nose I would consider another hobby. I think what's happening to him is not good for his health. I am no doctor but my instincts are telling me this is no good.

Sorry but I have done this befoe 1st street 1st avenue and drove too 125 street with all green lights.

I want one in matte black with dark bronze rims with dark bronze accents. I want too ride dictator style,

I know but I figured that it be easier than turning a key and fucking things up. And I know that they are gimmicks. When the batteries on my remote die I will forgo putting in new batteries just so I can manually unlock my doors.

Hey GM try not killing anybody this time, here is an idea try and install more of these.

Travis, if this is how you handle yourself in these situations. I am sorry too inform you that I will not be using your services for any type of illegal activities, I see that you fold like a deck of cards under pressor.

Pretty good example of open comedy. If people can't remove themselves from the real event and have a laugh, then it defeats the purpose of comedy.

Recaro is a fabulous racing seat. Although my personal favorite is Sparco.

She is an asshole and her father is a rat. Nothing worse than being labeled a rat, and she has no problem with that label.

Dear BMW,

I read this, and I was like "Douche, no thank you".

I will take mine espresso brown.