The license plate scanner has been around for a while now, at least 5 years now.

My Xbox is working fine online.

Wow, we stick a lot of stuff up our asses. The penis uh no, that part of my body I need to work the way it was meant to. As far as the ass, there is a sign right above mine that says emergency exit only alarm will sound if anybody tries to enter. Now a vagina, now that makes a nice cubbyhole to hide things in women…

I drive an R32 and have to remove my jacket every time I sit in my car. I tried sitting in my car once with a North Face, remember that kid in the winter jacket in a Christmas Story it looks something like that. So I would imagine this guy has to remove jackets and sweaters to fit in that.

Merry Christmas from an asshole to a big old faggot, I hope your holidays are full of tragedy and sorrow.

Zipper Merge. or any kind of merging wake up people.

I drove a 997 turbo S with paddles, I can tell you that it is just as nice as my manual, However, I kept forgetting what gear I was in sure I could have looked at the dash but my seating position made it difficult to see. I could be wrong, maybe if I owned that car I could remember what gear I was in after a while.

I guess parents can buy their kids what they want, I think the Wii U should be bought for kids under thirteen it's more age appropriate and the family can play together.

Well if that's what it sounds like, then fine I guess I am. I don't feel like I own it, it's calld paying your dues it was something we did in this country a long time ago now everybody just wants a free pass. And that is what I do to use these roads all the time, believe me if cyclist had to get licenses, register…

Of corse that guy in the car is a dick, but cyclist are a bunch of self entitled assholes here is my rant.

I totally agree on health, and I understand your plight because I live in a big city also. I hated using the word adult, but come on skateboards and roller blades and bicycles are toys sorry but that is the way I see them.

Let me say that the guy in the car was an asshole, I go up to Boston to vist and most drivers have no clue what lines on the pavement are for.

Now that is how a real sports car should sound like, if your sports car sounds muted than your doing it all wrong.

The only thing I got from Okcupid is, I must be really unattractive to the opposite sex. I had a friends wife help me put together my profile, because I wanted to make sure I did not sound creepy or crazy I just wanted to have the best chance possible. Eight months later I must have sent out fifty messages, only 5…

I have the audio of this.

It's not a chest piece, it's a fucking holster. Nothing more infuriating than people getting things wrong and not correcting themselves. Where is the sense of pride while you work, quality control knowing how to pronounce things correctly especially if it's your job is to do video reviews people are watching and…

You have big malls, they got big malls, but we got the biggest malls of them all.

I fucken hate shoulder riders, I would love to force one of them to stop take their keys and slash all four of their tires. So that way, they can be really late to what ever they were in a rush for.

I remember getting an Atari in 80, the deal was I got nothing all year then I could get it for Christmas. Yes kids I had to make sacrifices when I was young, parents back then did not just buy kids things on a whim. You could try and snap your fingers and demand things, but then it would be hard to wipe your ass with…

It's this mental disorder we have in this country, it's called "Nobody is more upset that this person is dead more than me, nobody understood that person like I understood them" syndrome. It's like a competition, who mourns better than than the next guy, they start constructing myths and exaggerate the great things…