Pearlman is turning into a horror show.

I can't even make a joke about this, it is just too adorable.

I hear Dan Hawkins is looking for a new gig.

I am still shocked at Simmons contention that over a dozen people read that piece before publication and not one of them understood what the problem was. I am also annoyed by his self-serving blather about "young writers"...as if to suggest it was some kind of youthful indiscretion by a 31-year old to out Dr. V to…

"I AM THE BEST GENERAL IN THE CAMPAIGN. WHEN YOU TRY ME WITH A SORRY REB LIKE JOHN BELL HOOD, THAT'S THE RESULT YOU'RE GOING TO GET!"

I find nothing glamorous about designer dogs. Mutts are smarter, cuter and generally healthier.

And yet, they still have you mail or fax in paper ballots and use an aol email address.

AYYYYY SEEEEE SEEEEE speed

In the case of community vs. GregBrian, community moves to label GregBrian as a troll and banish him to the space between dimensions. Those in favor?

My goodness.

It's even harder for women.

So The NCAA is now funding unaccredited startup schools by paying them to play the part of the Washington Generals for DI teams looking to pad their non-conference schedules.

Projected Cowboys draft picks, 2014:

Something I apparently inherited from my dad without realizing it is a tendency to address the family pets with a lot of barely-rhymed gibberish. Had a golden retriever named Tucker that led to a lot of unfortunate stanzas.

I think Bo was paying a compliment there; usually, four stars are a great review.

I thought that sounded like something I'd hear on the Colbert Report.

"Excuse me, Mr. [Anonymous baseball writer], can you explain to me why you've submitted a ballot that simply has a hand drawn picture of a pig pooping on its own balls on it?"

I think in order to properly give the Hall of Fame, that venerable symbol of the American athletic history, its proper due, we should nominate and vote for a stalwart in the sport.