I'd like to call the solid switch of North Carolina from Denver to Seattle the "Russell Wilson Effect."

If only Seattle had started Rex Grossman at quarterback. Peyton might have had a shot then.

The jokes on the racists because now they have to drink Pepsi.

Well 1) he's pretty much the only reason New Orleans still has a team, because Shinn tried to move again and then had no interest in selling to a local owner. So NOLA fans pretty much owe him for their entire continued existence. Stern blocked both moves, saving NOLA basketball

OH GOD NO THERE ISN'T. Selig almost single handedly caused one of the most destructive labor defeats any professional league has dealt with ever. His cockamamie division set up he championed has resulted in a broken playoff system that has games that get outrated by Family Guy reruns.

David Stern was without question the most competent person to ever run a professional sports league in America. And I'm not just saying that because he saved pro basketball in Charlotte and ran George Shinn out of the NBA. Honest.

Leviticus 19:28, AJ.

HEY LAWYERS, ANSWER THIS QUESTION FOR ME:

Man, even Dan Snyder is always able to get some schmuck to try to fix his mess whenever he fires a guy. How much of an incompetent shitshow does your organization have to be where NOBODY will take your NFL coaching gig?

When? The days when SENSITIVE MIDWESTERN CHURCH MOUSE Will Leitch ran it? When AJ was running 12 dick pics a day and Craggs was still writing regularly? When was this period of time you reference?

Oh my god I want to hug you for posting this.

Oh my God you're the worst. YOU'RE NOT A PRO ATHLETE. YOUR JOB IS IN NO WAY SIMILAR. THIS IS NOT OFFICE WORK.

The face Erin Andrews makes when he starts going was pure old school Mean Gene Okerlund

I don't like using the term "feminization" because it's horseshit to think anything is particularly male or female, but we're all friends here so whatever. This "feminization" of American men has been going on longer than WWII, I'd say. It started the moment men started moving off the farms and into factories. It's…

The best baseball game was on Sega GameGear:

MOSTLY STRANGE. That's pretty much Dave Campo in a nutshell.

So the BBWAA can actually move quickly over something. So I guess they tolerate troll votes and dudes voting after not covering the sport for over a decade because they support lazy incompetent bullshit.

Of course they're angry. They're a bunch of unqualified schmucks who have gamed their way into having some level of importance within baseball due to their union being old. Someone, one of their own members no less, admitted that, as an organization, they have no business deciding who enters the Hall of Fame.

"He'd be a fine position coach, the black families like it when you send another black round to call. But actually in a position of authority? Tut tut, it isn't done!"

If I'm an Arkansas fan, I dunno if I could stop crying right now. Gus Malzahn just rednecked-rigged a 3-9 Auburn team into being 20 seconds from a national title. Just an amazing job by him. Going to be really fun what he does when he has a team that isn't full of dudes who went winless in the SEC the year before.