The 5 writers who work for Bleacher Report that have a functioning brain know better than to defend any of the crap that gets published by BR written by 19 year old college kids.

Pelini's going to have to go to rehab and make a big show of giving his life over to the Lord before ANYONE will ever hire him. His career is effectively over at the college level. He's too shitty of a coach to get another chance. He'll have to hope he has enough NFL friends to get a lower level assistant gig there to…

No it wasn't. The reason Middlebrooks was even in the place he was laying was because he terribly out of position on the throw from home plate. In your argument, Middlebrooks should be rewarded for not being aligned correctly and ending up in a runner's way. There's a reason third basemen play behind the runner on tag…

Baseline doesn't matter. If there's not a tag play occuring (ie, a runner trying to avoid being tagged by running in some insane path) a runner doesn't have to stick to a baseline. Once he has "established his path" a fielder can't block him, intentionally or not. It's basic stuff you learn if you play infield. If you…

You can't help but feel bad for Pedroia there. He makes this amazing play, and then his catcher and third baseman lose the game with high school level mental mistakes. All this after his manager goes amateur hour with his pinch hitting decisions. Maybe the easiest no brainer of a call any ump will ever make.

It's not the time it ends, that's kind of a malarkey argument made by East coast sportswriters who want to go to bed at 9pm. But an NFL game takes like 3 hours and 10 minutes. Boom. Not 5 goddamn hours.

The games are too fucking long. Big numbers of people haven't ever tuned into golf either. If it takes more than 3.5 hours to do your game, you need to fix something.

That's not really true though. Miami was not going to "skate" until after the NCAA got caught breaking its own rules during it's investigation of Miami, and when it became clear that there was zero corroboration for any of the accusations Shapiro was making.

Margin of victory was removed from the formula after everyone got pissed about Nebraska getting into the game over Miami ten years ago. So yeah.

Are you familiar with Brooks Bollinger?

Using computers are fine. It's preferable to bullshit human voters who don't watch any of the games, like the coaches and media polls.

If Oregon fans freak about this, they're legitimately stupid. Oregon's played one good team so far, Washington. But they have Stanford AND UCLA left on their schedule, plus a Pac 12 title game. Just beat those two and they jump back into the top 2. Florida State will have a mediocre Miami team, a terrible Florida…

Not only do these pictures not look like they're of the same person, they don't even look related!

Hey remember when "Simmons v. Reilly" was a thing? Now, Reilly's looking lucky to keep from being fired and Simmons is booting MAGIC JOHNSON and JOCKSNIFFER NUMBER ONE off television panels. This is Drew Bledsoe v. Rick Mirer all over again.

I hope all the millions of Rutgers fans living in NYC don't riot over their beloved team blowing such a large lead.

I mean, bunting with guys on first and second and no outs in the 9th is pretty much an acceptable baseball decision. Getting two guys in scoring position so that a single scores two runs while eliminating a double play is a pretty solid trade for an out.

Think of the poor Springsteen/Chicago/Cheap Trick/Who/Stones/Lou Reed fans who suddenly realized their favorite music was being muscled out of the rotation for POISON during the 90's. "They were an american glam metal band 10 years after glam stopped being cool! They were part of the "metal" that was okay with wimpy…

Turn on your local classic rock station. All the early 2000's butt rock bands are in the rotation now.

Jesus, his brother is one of the finest chefs in all of America, his entire family have been in the food biz for generations, and he eats fucking broccoli and chicken EVERY DAY?

Also we totally haven't forgotten how you were complicit in the holocaust, you murderous, child-raping monsters.