“You can’t legislate against evil.”

Masshole James is going to get you for stealing his shtick.

I have never needed Fyre Festival news as badly as I did today. Thank you.

“I think if you look to Chicago, where you had over 4,000 victims of gun-related crimes last year, they have the strictest gun laws in the country. That certainly hasn’t helped there.”

Yea that line really got me

Jesus, that is heartbreaking.

Don’t challenge the universe like that.

“I have a granddaughter now I’d like to see as much as I can. I don’t want to spend my life on the road.” Jesus, that is heartbreaking. RIP Mr. Petty.

Bingo.

Why is it that a white woman only has to bleach her hair to be considered attractive by other white people? It’s like no one even looks at their faces to consider their features. This photograph is a good example of that. Throughout junior high, highschool, and university me and my brown friends wondered about this.

I was thinking about his civil rights activism. To me, it seems that it all worked to serve men. He fought for sexual freedom (for men to freely enjoy women), he fought for women to get the pill (so that pregnancies wouldn’t hinder men’s sexual activities with women and men wouldn’t have to worry about being…

But apparently he didn’t call them bitches, so he’s a national hero.

“...and while she oiled her legs, you’d see all sorts of toys that were attached to her vaginal area.”

I wisely neglect to comment on #PaulaDeen but I say my husband is disgusted with her.

You know you’ve fucked up big time when the happiest man on earth is pissed off with you and your shit-talking.

’m sorry I wasn’t aware we always had to agree with our husbands.

Hell is empty, and all the devils are here.

Truth. Terribly distressing, sickeningly depressing truth. I was re-wokened by LMM’s tweets today in a way that is truly painful. It’s also Yom Kippur so I haven’t eaten, am seeking atonement, etc so things seem bleak af

Lin Manuel Miranda has been patiently positive during the past nine months of Trump’s administration—most of his tweets on politics are usually light on criticism and heavy on encouraging engagement and angel-bettering. While I’ve been in a constant state of burn-it-all-to-the-ground, I’ve admired Miranda’s ability to…

He is a fucking embarrassment.