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Lin-Manuel Miranda is too pure for this world.

Because they don’t want to. The right to choose extends past abortion, people! Don’t worry about other women’s wombs or eggs (in this case).

I mean, there’s Kendall, too, but she’s probably faithfully taking her birth control because she has a legit modelling career to focus on and no time for these shenanigans.

From this Atlantic article,

Bobby Finger began wondering which of the six said no.

So on that note, and full disclosure: I don’t/won’t/can’t watch this ... what the hell is this Lyle Menendez thing? Does she have a “Calling Lyle” segment every day like 60 Minutes used to have Andy Rooney???

1. It says exactly what it is at the top of every installment.

Trump’s base isn’t fucking working-class. Trump voters were richer than the average voter. Why does the media keep repeating this myth?

“Any murder’s horrific. It doesn’t matter whether you’re wearing a clown costume or not,”

Use of private email for official government business? Voter registration fraud?

Weird that she’s still looking for that #1 tape, then...

A simple mistake made by the tired eyes of a man who has probably spent many nights lying awake and wondering how he’d tell his big scary father-in-law that he wants to quit both Ivanka and the White House because both are much harder than he thought.

This info came from Ashley Feinberg?

Y’all fucked up by letting your #2 investigative reporter get away. No one investigates #2 like Feinberg.

Yeah talk about not understanding what Archie Bunker was

Ugh, Tim Allen is the definition of a mediocre white man succeeding for no reason. He went to jail for a relatively short time for drug trafficking and then got roles on television as a FAMILY MAN. He is absolutely not a victim here, what black person do you know with his background would ever wind up getting the

Carroll O’Connor was HORRIFIED that people wrote positive fan letters to Archie Bunker.

Boo hoo, Tim.

Tim Allen post requires Tim Allen mugshot.

Tim Allen had six seasons of his dumb fucking show (that I actually had no idea that it existed) and 130 episodes. He’s got enough that it can go into syndication and he can get sweet moolah for doing nothing. How much more does this snowflake cuck want. Sorry Tim, it’s not that you’re conservative; it’s that YOU’RE