This is such a major departure from his long history of paying attention to people who are experts in their field!

HE HAD A WOMAN ARRESTED FOR LAUGHING AT HIM.

Jesus. I don’t remember us attacking John Kerry after the 2004 loss, especially with such vitriol. We can use Hillary Clinton, we can build from this loss, but we won’t because we’re still fighting over it.

You... You know, Howard’s not here... right?

He doesn’t have to know that he is a white supremacist to be a white supremacist.

Perhaps he should switch to Pepsi.

The past few days have been the ultimate example of how electing Trump was exactly like making Your Racist, Possibly Alcoholic, Definitely Ne’er-Do-Well Uncle™ president. Said uncle cares enormously about sports, even though he hasn’t been in anything resembling decent shape since age 22 or so.

This is horrifying and I cannot adequately express the amount of bullshit this one picture conveys.

The face of that girl says what I am thinking.

My kids destroy all boners within a 5 mile radius.

That particular shade of Fox blonde is about looking fuckable to men in their 70s because their virile heyday was in the early 80s when bottle blonde was all the rage. Pure speculation.

• Megyn Kelly said she had “dreamed” of hosting an “uplifting” show for a long time, and that the “mission” of Megyn Kelly Today is to “deliver hope and optimism and empowerment.”

“The KKK wasn’t fighting with the KKK. There were two groups.”

You know you don’t come from money when your first thought is “who the fuck has time to clean that?!” Then you remember the owners pay people for that. All those windows! :O

He is angry about Chad’s role in the 2000 election.

Who knew this would literally happen?

When you are purposely trying to get pregnant, seeing other folks get pregnant without trying fucks with your head. Because purposely getting pregnant can take some work. You take fertility tests everyday to see when the optimal time to fuck is, you have to purposely reduce your anxiety levels and that just reminds…

I love that Janet hides behind her cute little tie.

I’m curious if Janet is aware of the humans vs the demons. I’m sure in the real Good Place, she’s inundated with requests constantly from humans, but here, there’s only four people. Of course she’s going to bring Jason to the other humans, she knows they’re most like him.