How can he go back to a place he never left?

Bannon got banhammered!

James Woods. That motherfucker is a mess.

That’s what happens when you pour into a cup no one wants to drink out of.

If you can’t remember which towel is yours, remembering which charm you picked is probably gonna be a problem too...just sayin’. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Psychopathic religious zealots

“You people made me give up my fucking peanut farm” - Jimmy Carter

Does he also add “surcharges” whenever the price of fish changes? Labor isn’t some unfair expense, it’s an expected cost of doing business.

Hey y’all I know we’re talking about Brad Pitt and all but do you mind me changing the subject because I just got creeped the f out. So I’m apartment shopping currently (which in Austin is a nightmare) and I came across what seemed like a rather nice duplex near downtown (almost too good to be true).

So I clicked on…

He knows Lindsey Graham is still a senator, right? There are other elections than president.

Even better is that the John Barron referenced in the story was Trump himself ><

She’s like Angelina Jolie and Rebecca Romijn were genetically spliced together.

When presented with evidence against his claim, the defendant made the following statement:

Those are Digimon

Uhhhhhhh...Amy Schumer is probably the least weird thing gong on in this clip.

JFC, I can’t even comprehend this level of stupid. First, as the OP notes, Pershing never did any such thing. Second, Pershing’s contact with Muslims was the Moro of the Phillipines at the turn of the fucking century (no, kids, the one before that). They weren’t radicals or terrorists (let alone Radical Islamic Terrori…

Ellie, no story on Trump’s tweets about Barcelona?

So...ignore the racism for now and just focus on jobs? That can’t work for me because I’m Black NOW.

Evil, but man... what a pussy.

Jealous of Scaramucci’s call to Lizza?