“It was planned.”

Why were they interviewing post-bender mark Zuckerberg about barstool sports

“She says Trump’s kids arent taking out loans — it’s a crisis facing middle, lower class graduates whose parents couldn’t pay full freight”

Now they have to start thinking about how to keep Terry Rozier, and if they can woo Nikola Mirotic or Al-Farouq Aminu in free agency.

That, literally, is the point. That we can’t do anything with a republican controlled anything.

Oscar Pistorius competed in the Olympics. And that guy has NO calves. 

if only those lying sluts could have kept their mouth shut about such a great man, eh, friend

We know that Franken did, in fact sexually harass one person: the woman in the photograph. She was asleep, unaware that she was being used as a prop for a “har, har, grab the boobs” photo (yes I know he was pantomiming it, at least he knew not to touch her) for laughs at her expense. She was his colleague. They were…

Yeah, think of all the quips we lost!  My god, did anyone even THINK of the sound bites?

At some point, you’re going to come around to the realization that being good on TV is not synonymous with being “one of the best senators.”

Trump wrote an op-ed after the city settled with the five calling it “outrageous” and a “travesty”, and when he’s asked about it today he still insinuates they were guilty. Just in case you’d forgotten for a few minutes what an utterly horrific and irredeemable piece of shit he is. Happy Friday!

That’s a big issue! It’s not a political moment to be hyper-vigilant about alienating no one on the trail.

The most remarkable thing to me.is he’s doing this on a .176 BABIP

Look, he couldn’t help it, it was a bonus stage:

He’s confident because they’ve failed to act on anything. I mean we have him quoted as saying he was fucked when the investigation began. He was panicking. Lets do THAT to him. ALL THE TIME! He’s used to laying back and having everything work out without being questioned. Its literally all he has left. We need to…

Not impeaching has all the same downsides as impeachment. Trump will still taunt the dems, and republicans will continue to act in bad faith. With impeachment you can atleast put Trump on the defensive, as a lifelong crook Trump has a collection of skeletons in his closet. I used to have a lot of respect for Nancy’s…

Jesus, man. This is harrowing. Like everyone else in the comments, I’m glad things didn’t go differently.

I was in a meeting and was streaming the game on my phone under the conference room table. When it went in I had to suppress the joy as much as possible and the resulting sound was a very odd wheezing like sound. My boss asked me if I was ok and I went “yep! All good.” One of my co-workers is also a soccer fan and I…

I’m chuffed to bits for all the lads, blokes, guv’nors, toffs, oiks, coppers, chinas, remoaners, brexiters, lexiters, Lib-Dems, Rhys-Moggses and Queens. 

“In the sixth minute of a scheduled five minutes of stoppage time” is so misleading that it has to just be trolling.  The ball literally went into the net at 5:01, and that was after Onana was booked for time-wasting, having run nearly a minute off the clock.