One actionable thing you can do right now is call one of UM Football’s biggest sponsors - UnderArmour.

How delicate do you have to be to perceive a criticism of establishment activity as an attack on “centrist Democrats”? That the comparison of policy approach to a saltine cracker feels like an insult?

One would think that if they’re approaching this is bad faith, yes. 

A lot of people have weird hangups about food. Cut the man some slacks.

When I play in co-ed softball games, I always try to hit it to the girl! 

Counterpoint: Fuck the Patriots.

Weisberg and Fields will surely buck the trend with this one.

“And by the end of the year, we’re all going to want to eat Bullets.”

No, the best line was when Hoeness dropped this banger.

You guys should get her credentialed for Pacers-Warriors next year, cover her covering the game. 

Iris > anyone on staff here, honestly

Cop finally comes and brings them out the gym to talk like it was an elementary school fight. You could tell he was blown cause his time was wasted

You’re a remarkable idiot

Buddy, your kinja usage seems to be for defending Trump, calling out black people, and defending Barstool. You are the the stereotypical “stoolie”.

Stolen Valor!!!!!!111!!!1! Ignore the fact that Republican black friend Sheriff David Clarke wears dozens of medals that he didn’t earn in combat either.

“I can stop him.”

What about potentially dangerous/problematic people? Can you refuse to drive people you think may be potentially violent?

Carpenter: Hey! He’s reaching outside the regulation playing surface. That’s not the Cardinal Way!