Wow, they all changed their grammar to emulate PFTCommenter too. Those are some dedicated fans!

I’m not a native New Yorker, so I guess I’m unfamiliar with the classic New York greeting of [checks notes] uh, wet, open-mouthed kiss?

The pathetic Franken holdouts do the same thing Sarah Silverman is doing here — they cherry-pick the most easily defensible parts and choose to ignore everything else. She conveniently left out the fact that no fewer than eight women accused him of sexual misconduct.

Huge arenas really suck the life out of concerts, and that’s usually more noticeable with rap concerts, which kind of need a more intimate vibe to be any good.

I doubt he even comprehended the lyrics in the verses. He almost certainly heard the N-word in the hook, and reacted the way a certain type of white person reacts to hearing that word in music.

No, it makes perfect sense. Zach Aston-Reese is clearly a flopper like LeBron James, Arjen Robben, and Clara Bow.

It wasn’t there for me either, until I refreshed the tab on my personal gmail. It was suddenly the first option when clicking the gear.

Another note on Bogdanovic: He’s the Pacers’ go-to defender on LeBron. He guarded LeBron on more possessions than any other NBA player during the regular season.

Please stop kink-shaming Ted Cruz.

Hell yeah, I’m gonna start sprinkling “(Harvard facts)” in to all of my arguments. Fucking bulletproof.

When West Virginia’s defense is particularly stifling, Rothstein proclaims them “tougher than a weekend at your in-laws.”

You make some interesting points about pigeons and seagulls.

You must be new here. Deadspin’s role isn’t to report on every single sporting event. If something interesting happens during or as a result of a soccer game, whether it’s in League One or the Champions League, Deadspin may consider posting about it. What is so interesting about Manchester City winning the Carabao Cup…

It looked like Lloris had that second Higuain penalty well-judged, and he would have stopped it even if it were inside the bar. Buffon also made a few great saves in spite of his age, and Spurs had a legitimate penalty shout in the first half. Spurs could have won that game 4-2.

You’re conveniently omitting the victim’s allegation that he forcibly kissed her on the USO tour. And the fact that you’re dismissing the several other accusers as “randos” speaks volumes about how seriously you take sexual assault.

“Busybody.”

In the days leading up to his transparent wall proclamation in July, Republicans and Democrats on the Hill were arguing about the wall’s funding, specifically potential military funding of it.

Both Bjelica and Afflalo got technicals earlier in the quarter for an incident that led to this, so he was one dust-up away from an ejection. The headlock (and simply being a primary participant in the fight), got him the second technical.

I mean, of course. It’d be a huge hassle to recast two roles.