Then, his girl [Colin Kaepernick’s girlfriend] goes out and put out this racist gesture and doesn’t know we are in the back office about to try to get this guy signed.

I’ll see if I can balance this atop my pile of reasons to not watch SNL.

If the league really saw itself as a benevolent force, righting the wrongs of the criminal justice system on behalf of American’s women, they’d also be investigating the Tallahassee police-botched Jameis Winston rape case. Instead, his NFL-sponsored image rehabilitation continues unabated.

This is bad and dumb for two reasons:

Do not separate my two very good sons. They must not be parted.

I’m sure if they wanted to, Duke University could find the money in their couch cushions or $6.8 billion endowment or wherever to pay for this without raising tuition.

I thought Windsor was one of the cool things about Detroit.

Their success really hinges on Alexis Sanchez staying. Arsenal are bringing in Lacazette while very possibly seeing Sanchez leave — not necessarily a net positive. And they’ll have to convince yet more notable talent to join their Europa League campaign.

That’s enough junk in golf carts on this site for one week, thanks.

This immediately comes to mind.

Not included in this video: 15-20 children who were never born.

Oh good, I see Detective Shit-For-Brains is on the case!

The moment you crack a beer playing softball on the National Mall, Park Police are there to hand you a fine.

The AHCA would put health insurance out of reach for 23 million Americans who currently have access to insurance. It would ALSO provide more than $600 billion in tax breaks for the wealthiest Americans.

So unless Philly really likes Jackson or Tatum, they should just take De’Aaron Fox. They’re either getting who they feel is the best player of the three, or they’re almost guaranteed to get the fifth and 10th picks from Sacramento.

And yet, the opposite is true.

Oh yes! Oh yes! Ogden City’s nakedest ladies. They’re not even wearing a smile. Nod suggestively. Yes 18, count em, 18 gorgeous ladies just dying for your leers and cat calls. Yowza yowza!

J.R. Smith was reportedly asking teammates if they’re “trying to get that water pipe?”

The arms are bare though, right?

Stacey Abrams is an incredibly inspirational figure, and I’m pulling so hard for her. She also contains multitudes. She writes romance spy novels under the pen name Selena Montgomery.