Arsenal fans can now focus on the team’s main goal: finishing one spot above a team with half its revenue.

I spent 2 hours in their airport one time because it made my flight to real Europe cheaper. I had my fill.

Can St. Louis Piazza even really be considered Piazza?

You should consider reading the whole post.

[cums with the power of a supernova]

Judge: Mr. Singer, Hollywood’s “Legal Pit Bull,” how does your client plead?

fuck you you liberal dick sucking asshole this country is great again

Can’t imagine the forthcoming announcement of Under Armor’s CEO serving as Donald Trump’s personal asshole-licker is gonna help matters.

Can’t imagine that forthcoming announcement of Tottenham switching from Under Armor to Nike is gonna help matters.

I’m sure a lot of us would say some regrettable things if we had to spend an extra unexpected day with our in-laws.

“I stand with people who are tarred as bigots and misogynists—or even egged—simply because of their views on taxes, health-care reform or government entitlements.”

I feel like I have a pretty high tolerance threshold for shit like this. Live and let live, and whatnot.

Hoo boy, do I have a new Brooklyn trend for you!

Hey, when you have the opportunity to follow in the path of the Los Angeles Clippers, you take it.

The Colts and Raiders play each other in three weeks. If the NFL had a sense of humor, they’d flex it into Sunday Night Football and bill it as Funter Bowl I.

Is this a Roger Goodell edict or a Jerry Richardson edict?

It wasn’t really a tweetstorm, but I’ve never been so happy to heed the “read whole thread” suggestion than when it led to Tom Bro Dude’s office microwave story.

She might feel more comfortable in a Hobby Lobby.

McCaw is leader in the clubhouse for “Guy Who Physically Embodies His Last Name.”