And your #1 Deadspin team is fucking Texas.

He also knows all the words to that song about percentages of pain and gain or whatever.

The “Cowboys fans in DC” thing is a direct response to the decades upon decades of racism from the Redskins organization. The Skins were long the team of Dixie, last to integrate, so many locals became fans of their rivals. Why most picked the Cowboys instead of the Eagles or Giants is anybody’s guess.

I hate the…

So there are five teams left on this thing. It’ll be Ohio State, Oregon, Alabama, Michigan State... and?

Right. I think we’ll find out when Everton decides what to do with that £40 million offer.

I feel like Chelsea have been kicking Stones’ tires all summer. Assuming Everton are willing to part with him, it would have served them better to be up-front about their asking price in July, so they could actually find a replacement.

They look like you’re just being chill with some casual-as-fuck-headphone-around-your-neck wearing technique, but are really just bad and dumb and uncomfortable looking things that also go in your ear.

There’s a Soldado-sized hole that needs filling at Spurs. He seems perfect.

Is he related to “The Other Steve Smith?”

Also, a few months ago, a colleague of mine tripped in front of Ben Roethlisberger and he laughed.

Ooooh, how about this one he shared yesterday...

This guy seems cool.

Hey, good video coordinators don’t just fall out of the sky.

Grantland was gonna do it, but then they decided to compare things to Game of Thrones characters again.

Really hard to imagine Lynch getting stacked up for a 2-yard loss. He was a terror on that drive, bulldozing his way to a big gain on a reception, and grinding out a 4-yard gain on the play prior to the interception. Seattle could have run any conceivable running play (ESPECIALLY with New England’s nickel package on…

V-necks are sometimes good, and crew necks are sometimes good too.

A great start to the newest Deadspin feature, Whose Disgusting Football Chest Is This?

Your requisite Dabo Swinney staring at a tiger gif.

Waisted.

But is Joe Flacco an elite quaterback?