If two of the most prominent voices for your political cause are Donald Trump and Charlie Sheen, you need to do a complete 180 on how you feel about that political cause.

“Fliers last summer squeezed into the least amount of personal space in the history of flying [...] Many passenger jets today have less legroom. For instance, United Airlines has 30 inches of room, known as pitch, on some jets; Spirit Airlines offers 28 inches. ‘We just haven’t considered other pitches,’ Corbertt told…

The problem is that it doesn’t provide any leg room for a tall person when they recline their seats. But it ALWAYS creates a leg room issue for the tall person behind you.

Airplane seats just shouldn’t have the option for reclining. It’s a relic of the days when there was ample room to do so on airplanes, and now it’s just a way for airlines to give you the illusion of luxury.

and you’re ready to spend the next few months [...] watching baseball.

souper bowl

+1,000,000,000.

Troy Aiken is the most grundle-rated announcer on TV.

In high school P.E., a classmate of mine who went on to be a reserve linebacker in the NFL for a few years picked up a tennis racquet for the first time. Within 20 minutes, he had the basics of serving, forehand, and backhand down, and was able to hang a bit with the guys in the class who played on the tennis team.

I’ll…

Not smart. He came this close to getting stretchered off the pitch with a Bacca injury.

Instead of lowering it to half-staff, how about just a little bit lower so my lighter can reach it?

Bringing up the Hawks means a shitty Chicago sports fan discovered hockey in 2010.

Antonio Cromartie played for the 11-5 Arizona Cardinals last season. Last year, the Jets had a worse record than in any of the previous four seasons in which Cromartie played in New York. Teams employing Cromartie have averaged 10 wins a season.

Shoulda been called “U-bro-pia,” but otherwise everything sounds perfect.

Please explain your joke and why it’s funny.

Look at all the aggressive misogyny down here. It’s like a Barstool Sports post about literally anything.

We don’t know how much is guaranteed, so the $20 million number is fairly irrelevant.

Dope. Listening to Chance The Rapper makes want to be at a summer BBQ all the time.

The second-best thing to happen when you put a Sherman in Georgia.

Whether it was the recipe or my palate that changed, I very suddenly went from liking this beer to being disgusted by this beer around 2011.