Movementarian
Movementarian
Movementarian

Uh no. The commission has suspended guys for testing positive for marijuana, but they’re essentially saying that beating your children’s mother in front of them doesn’t require any punishment at all. Stop apologizing for a serial woman beater.

That second video is REALLY appalling!

This from Hamilton Nolan from two years ago is excellent and relevant.

“Chalk” is a college basketball term used by people who like it when bad teams lose and play more games on my TV.

I have never disagreed with Drew more than I do today.

Was "Todd McGay" a typo, or is that a joke you thought you were making?

Hey Clay Travis...

Was the bad Pitchfork review for the abovementioned Dr. Dog?

Oh that is a fantastic guess. That review killed that band.

"Eh, it's not that bad."

Probably should have gone with the XL chef coat.

Whoa, hey! I thought Mike Krzyzewski already cornered the market on Winning The Right Way.

Would his numbers give a better indication of his talent if we counted the "hockey assist?" Maybe he isn't the last or second-to-last to touch the ball, but he's probably assisting the assist.

“I refuse believe the most influential guy in Wichita isn’t somebody more politically neutral.”

First you ask Mike Brown to let Bengals fans watch games on TV, and now you're asking him to purchase some cameras? What, is he made out of money?

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This Kroll Show post needs more Pawnsylvania clips.

At first I was a little embarrassed by all of Indiana's Colts fans walking around in Baltimore Colts jerseys. Then I looked around the map and saw the rest of your asshole states buying up old Kobe jerseys. Have some self-respect.

One wipe AND two flushes are needed?

The Colts weren't one of the top tier teams in 2014, and that can be reflected in actual useful measurements like DVOA, where they ranked 12th overall.