Ugh I miss Milhelen. Where else am I going to ask if anyone else has lips that are ruined forever for wearing lipstick by accutane? I took that stuff years ago and my lips have never been the same since.

Any time I read about a“diet” that eliminates potatoes, I know it’s a sham and move on to the next thing.

“I had my sunglass-tiara on, because I got utterly, horribly sick on the boat.”

Seriously, the looks that they exchanged throughout the whole thing were amazing.

Dammit, yes. If anything outs me, it'll be the blasted cat.

It’s more than just the arms, its also her chest and face and maybe her waist. It’s rather subtle and well done to be honest.

Where I grew up, my favorite animal at the local humane society was a turkey called Morris. Morris spent his days looking super pissed, angrily pacing back and forth in his cage, biding his time until he could escape. When he did inevitably escape, the people from the shelter would wait by the phone for the call from…

Effexor made me yawn and I thought it was going to drive me completely crazy. It seems like a sort of laughable side effect until you’re stuck in the middle of it.

Her outraged co-worker that insisted she borrow her car wasn’t so bad herself.

Also, ovulation can also hurt like hell. I went through a chunk of time in my teens where my doctor thought I had appendicitis and then some other inflammatory issue until they realized that it was actually my ovary somehow twisting during ovulation. So I had two delightful, embarrassing at the time, time of the…

There was a time that my doctor thought I had appendicitis, it turned out that it was my ovary fucking twisting during ovulation.

My doctor is a big believer in B vitamins for dealing with similar PMS issues. I tried taking it, but no matter what time of day I took it, I ended up so wired that I was pretty much convinced I would never sleep again. It might be worth a try, at the least it shouldn’t hurt you. It will however make your pee neon,…

yep :) I’m kind of loving the absurdity of it

Any time this sort of thing comes up I remember the one embarrassing time in 6th grade I had cramps so bad that the nurse called my father to come get me, and he told her to give me advil and send me back to class because it couldn’t be that bad. I promptly went to the payphone and called my mother at her job to see…

Yeah, I was pleasantly surprised. They’re like people in that they shouldn’t get a lot of fish because of the mercury, but there are plenty of flavors. They just have to be the Classics variety, not flaked or gravy lovers or any of the others.

No, she said that she didn’t want to die yet because she had more to do, ie kids. Far be it for her to decide that for herself she might want to be anything in this life other than a boxer. I’m also betting there are a line of independent, strong, confident women who also happen to be mothers that might take issue…

She doesn’t owe the world anything, if she realized in that moment that one of her heart’s desires is to have children with that man, then that’s her business.

I agree with you on the last point, but after a little research, I found out that Fancy Feast classics is actually a very good low-carb option and is pretty cheap.

My cat was recently diagnosed as diabetic and I’m on a mission to get people to quit giving their cats shitty dry food. Diabetes is a miserable scene for a cat.

Stop feeding them shitty dry food. They’re obligate carnivores that are not meant to process carbs, they end up with diabetes. She and I learned this the hard way.