MouthyFishwife
MouthyFishwife
MouthyFishwife

I also think the babies comment is one of those realizations you have when you realize that living your life is not all about you, you know? Like there are bigger things coming after the moment that you are in that are going to be so much more.

We definitely use that in WNY, too.

OR you sell back your book that cost you $100 and get $30 for it, and they turn around and resell it for $75 and claim they don’t make a profit.

Do you get the weird dreams? I have to take an inhaled form occasionally and the dreams are just terrible.

Yes. Anytime I’d visit my great aunts in the nursing home, you could tell when dinner was approaching by the way they’d all start circling the entrance to the dining room. Closer room means a shorter walk.

I turned 36 on Saturday, welcome to the home. Your room is in the back, far, far away from the dining room.

Ugh I went off an SSRI that I never should have been on in the first place, and I weaned off of it and still got the zaps. I didn’t feel the squeezing thing, it was like a deep shock. It was the fucking worst.

No kidding. I recently had about 5 minutes of being sad about the fact that after this many years single the whole relationship thing isn’t going to happen for me. Then I thought about having to go to some dude’s mothers house for dinner or Sundays, or any other variety of other person bullshit that I’ve got no

I'm at the other end of the state and just drove through a three mile whiteout. Inside and under a blanket is the best place to be.

It’s also my birthday! I turned 36 today, and as someone who is pretty ambivalent towards birthdays, spending the day snowbound all by myself resulted in a day of melancholy, mixed feelings.Things really haven’t turned out remotely in any way I thought they might, and I can’t tell if my upset is genuine, or if I’m

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Well, now this is going to be stuck in my head all day, though I can’t say that I’m sorry.

Seriously, has he even laid out even the idea of some kind of workable policy regarding anything?

I just don’t get him. I mean I guess I do; people are outraged and mad at the establishment and blah blah blah, but, to my knowledge, he has yet to lay out a single sane, probable policy. How the hell does anyone actually expect him to govern?

They also just look like they've simply faded. Whatever she does to make herself look eternally bronzed probably isn't the nicest to them.

I’m pretty much godless and was on one occasion dragged to a spiritualist healing ceremony by the slightly kooky side of my family. When it was my turn to go up, I sat in a chair in front of a gorgeous young man who asked me my name and how I was, I responded “I’m well” out of habit, and he replied with a smile, “like

My dad, who is not leaving me any kind of fortune has his will written that I won't get anything until I'm at retirement age. His sister blew what bit her mother left them when they were in their 50s and he decided that we would not be allowed to do that as well.

I live in WNY and we had a nurse in every school. They passed the meds, did basic first aid and were the place you went to if you were sick and needed to go home.

My dad took me to see that when I was in 6th grade and it is one of my fondest childhood memories of time spent with him. He skipped me out of school that day and we took a bus to Toronto and saw it there. I just remember getting all dressed up and feeling like I was all fancy and special going to a show in the big

Yeah, sadly I think Ontario still gets abused. That poor, disgusting lake.

I’ve lived in Buffalo and Rochester, both of which generally accumulate a great deal of snow in the winter and my experience has been that in cities you run out of places to put the snow when you get a lot very quickly. One year that I lived in Buffalo, they would load up a shit ton of construction dump trucks with