MouthyFishwife
MouthyFishwife
MouthyFishwife

That Hunger Games teaser takes designing for something you hate to a whole new level. I’m guessing it must have been a mistake because it is so bold(?), but I have a seriously hard time resisting doing something subversive in the time wasting corporate rah rah rah projects I get last minute tapped for.

My cousins also deplore the term and identify by tribe.

It almost looks like above the waist belongs to a different person.

I live in Western New York and Wegmans has been covering these magazines when they’re on the checkout end cap for quite a while now.

I had the exact same thought. That has got to be 10000x worse than having unread emails just lurking.

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The same exact thing happens to me; I shave, first day I smell worse than if I had just left everything alone.

My veins starting getting varicose at a young age, too. I’m mostly ok with it, but on the days that I’m self conscious, I make an effort to remind myself that my legs do the work that they are meant to do. I’m athletic and independent and to let the rest of it go.

The parents do. It brings a few moments of silliness to what feels like absolute hell. Kids stuck on a hospital ward are cheered by anything fun that breaks up the monotony. Stop being an ass.

I’d add that some small part of this is also for the parents. Having your child as a patient is an absolute waking nightmare. Anything silly and positive to break up the day that provides a few moments of levity is so welcome. If social media blows it up and encourages others to volunteer, I’m all for it.

“When it’s between two people, right? And it’s you and I, we’re having a talk about it, that’s great and that’s never lost on me. It’s always very flattering and I like it,” he said. “When I meet somebody and I can see that they appreciated the work and they want to talk about the show, I’m always happy to do that,”

He also said something to the effect of, there are always going to be a new group of kids experiencing Harry Potter for the first time and he doesn't want to ruin it for them being being a total ass, which I thought was very cool and aware.

I seriously hope those Tom Cruise coins end up for sale in the pages of Parade Magazine for 4 easy payments of $19.95, because I NEED TO HAVE ONE.

I broke my ankle the other day and am all zoned out from pain, meds and exhaustion and the bit about the penguins and crocodiles just blew my damn mind. I’ll be thinking about it all night now.

Seconded. I would be a complete mess of an adult if it wasn’t for the internet helping me along columns/forums like this and cooking reassurance on things like “milk” coming out of a freshly cut onion is perfectly normal. People like you help me to stay in properly laundered clothing and not die from malnutrition.

I have heard that using vinegar in the washer corrodes the inner workings of the drum and will cause an early untimely death. Does anyone know if there is any truth to this?

Man, my hopes were so high up until I got to the sentence about it being made from eggs, which I am somehow even more allergic to. Someday I’m just going to have a nervous breakdown of the bread isle of the supermarket and I’ll be found hiding in the bottom level of shelves, crying and stuffing bread and pastries into

I grew up on a lake and we had to be water savvy at a young age. The preferred method of our family was to gently toss toddlers off the dock into the water and the waiting arms of an adult. We all were good swimmers at a young age and somehow not afraid of the water, though I had a thing for a while about refusing to

Man I had forgotten all about away message drama until you said that. That shit was so intense.

I live in upstate NY and the funeral home in my small rural village is a beautiful gothic mansion. My grandfather and all of my cousins own/ed several funeral homes in the nearby large city and they are sadly nowhere near as fancy. It’s hit or miss.