Listen, if anyone can be trusted to deliver a script about media pandering, it’s South Park, the ancient franchise that’s been pandering nonstop to mediocre edgy white dudebros for a quarter century.

Stick to sports.

why can’t you read, dunce

Their aboutface is more understandable when you realize that they were lying about supporting the military (it was about getting money into the pockets of their donors), anti-commie (that was, and still is, about denegrating anyone who might show concern for their fellow man) and small government (that was just an…

Ahem: “Is it car-related? Not at all. It is, however, plane-related, or at the very least plane-adjacent, and we write about plane stuff all the time. So why should this be any different?”

Fucking awful, awful man. Too bad the fall wasn’t more serious.

The Repub Party...formerly all gung-ho for the military (not anymore), completely anti-Commie (not these Putin ass-kissers), and for less government on people’s backs (not these big gov anti-women’s-free-choice Donald-nazis) and now they’re the exact opposite.

I need this gif, it expresses things I have difficulty putting into words.

If he was in Texas, he’d be the one driving the F350.

It’s because she is an unserious fuck up of a lawyer. It’s legitimately hilarious that someone who, having failed to even properly request a jury trial and lost the case prior to day one (as the judge has already ruled Trump committed fraud and dissolved his business licenses), someone who needs to project some level…

It speaks volumes.

Because as far as lawyers go, it’s a bad look. And it gives Kotaku a good excuse to malign Trump, which is always a good thing.

Probably why 45 picked her, yeah? 

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

Also bodes well for his legal team: This attorney forgot to ask for a trial by jury. That means this judge (that she and Trump have spent weeks publicly vilifying) will determine all damages and guilt on his own.

Maybe, but it’s just as likely IMO that she cluelessly walked into Best Buy (or sent a similarly clueless minion) and let them pick one.

I get music producers and content creators using gaming laptops, since the specs translate well into those fields, but this sounds like “I had this for games and can’t be bothered keeping my personal and professional life separate” which sure bodes super great for this legal team.

Shut up stupid.  

Safe bet that one of Ihateithere’s main duties isn’t legislating what is and isn’t legal for hundreds of millions of people alive, not to mention those in the future who are governed by those same laws. Vastly different situation. 

Oh, I think that’s absolutely right.