If he was in Texas, he’d be the one driving the F350.

It’s because she is an unserious fuck up of a lawyer. It’s legitimately hilarious that someone who, having failed to even properly request a jury trial and lost the case prior to day one (as the judge has already ruled Trump committed fraud and dissolved his business licenses), someone who needs to project some level…

It speaks volumes.

Because as far as lawyers go, it’s a bad look. And it gives Kotaku a good excuse to malign Trump, which is always a good thing.

Probably why 45 picked her, yeah? 

“Don’t you worry Mr. Trump, you’re in good hands! I’ve got an interactive program on here about how to be an Ace Attorney, and it’s never steered me wrong. I tell ya, we’ve got this one in the bag!”

Also bodes well for his legal team: This attorney forgot to ask for a trial by jury. That means this judge (that she and Trump have spent weeks publicly vilifying) will determine all damages and guilt on his own.

Maybe, but it’s just as likely IMO that she cluelessly walked into Best Buy (or sent a similarly clueless minion) and let them pick one.

I get music producers and content creators using gaming laptops, since the specs translate well into those fields, but this sounds like “I had this for games and can’t be bothered keeping my personal and professional life separate” which sure bodes super great for this legal team.

Says the guy too scared to say fuck on the Internet and who’s username indicates he fucks himself with his cars gearshift

Yeah this and “I’m a bit nervous that Bethesda might tweak things and make the game more grindy once the store is properly turned on, but for now, it’s good to be king, assuming you have an Android device.”

Like can you try any harder to sound like a shill?

so this is an ad, right

I don’t think it’s controversial to say that Biden will not make it through another term, at least not with the capacity to perform the job.

1. I think he’s autistic
and 2. I mean look at the poor kid’s fucking parents

Shut up stupid.  

Safe bet that one of Ihateithere’s main duties isn’t legislating what is and isn’t legal for hundreds of millions of people alive, not to mention those in the future who are governed by those same laws. Vastly different situation. 

Yes, very well said. Just this last week, I was wondering how different things would have been if RBG had gracefully retired when Obama was still in office? How much worse off is our nation due to her insistence on staying on the Supreme Court well past any point of reasonable retirement?

In a year not a single person will care about the last few months of her time in the Senate

She was a trailblazer with a mostly positive, but mixed, record (e.g.: https://www.advocate.com/politics/dianne-feinstein-lgbtq-record), a typical left-leaning but powerful Democrat who, like many of her ilk, occasionally had trouble avoiding the temptation to punch left.

Oh, I think that’s absolutely right.