When your cup o’ tea is actually Mountain Dew.

To be fair, he’s only very lucky compared to people who make the wrong decision and get crushed by snowplows, which is generally a very unlucky group.

“And psilocybin works its magic by helping the brain switch between activity states—a fun high, to be sure, but not one that’s going to make you eat people.”

*then

They probably read his online stalking history and were like “wow this guy is really great at investigating!”

Didn’t the whole, “shift everything to video, the internet is illiterate!” thing not work out for Kinja sites like, 10 years ago?

“Gibson’s celebrity replacement has yet to be announced.”

“As technology becomes more accessible, it was probably only a matter of time before we got such an overt examination of its threat to the family...”

It’s meant to imply that he’s already on his way to getting rich so he doesn’t need anything beyond cost of living. It’s a flex. And very stupid.

“And this week, according to Complex, the 37-year-old posted a selfie”

Sorry, Lana, that’s not what “fuck the police” means.

Maybe he was in medical school? I had to do fairly worse in vet school. Bottom line is you have to study nearly all the time you’re awake, and you gotta eat sometime.

I loved her as Yellow Diamond. Perfect casting.

Twinkle Star Sprites is actually amazing, like the best party game ever, as we discovered in college.

Chapelle’s next special guest: Hershel Walker!

At some point, Chapelle commented about how Musk bought him a jetpack or something. So my takeaway is that Chapelle sees more value in his patron, who is the world’s richest shithead, than can be provided by actual human beings.

Thank you for the additional information.

My cousin worked as an assistant for him right out of college, dude was a complete ass.

And the perfect horror name. “Me A Goth”