No, ctrl+B is a keystroke, but I’m sure you’re well aware of that.

It’s only a silly question because the second paragraph of the post starts with, “While people of course still hold them—sometimes in huge numbers!”

Disaster tourism is a helluva thing. I remember after the WTC was destroyed, flyover fucks showing up every day asking, “Which way to 9/11?!” I’d point them in the wrong direction and say, “Keep walking till you see the giant smoldering hole with corpses strewn about.” Of course this was months later that they finally…

I wonder if the metal band Mastodon has been getting a lot of extra attention recently.

And the My Pillow Guy has his own uh, competing?, service so that’s unlikely.

It’s good you’re reading it because it made the same joke before you.

His most creative years were also those that most mimicked Edward Gorey.

“My husband is very competitive…especially when it comes down to his wife!!!”

Are you really sure it’s worth the effort of spinning up a kinja account and several others to upvote it to spread Russian propaganda on Jezebel, of all places?

Yeah! When I wanted to celebrate drug use properly, I got all (all) the lyrics to Queens of the Stone Age’s “Feel Good Hit of the Summer” tattooed on my face.

“Naked.”

Yes, he’s Nestor’s uh, guy.

Specifically, he always has been an idiot.

Or get a good antivirus. I run Eset.

From trying to lift a load of bullshit. Should have used his knees.

But the best part, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, was Hugh Grant.

Hello, there is no such thing as reverse-racism, or racism against white people.

Sean Paul is so scary his melanocytes ran away.

Nobody said they’re successful fuckbois.

Yeah reading the allegations against Fallon was approximately the least surprising thing ever. I’m honestly amazed he didn’t turn out to be Matt Gaetz’s wingman.