From trying to lift a load of bullshit. Should have used his knees.

But the best part, and I can’t believe I’m saying this, was Hugh Grant.

Hello, there is no such thing as reverse-racism, or racism against white people.

Right? Is Excedrin a polypill?

Sean Paul is so scary his melanocytes ran away.

Nobody said they’re successful fuckbois.

Yeah reading the allegations against Fallon was approximately the least surprising thing ever. I’m honestly amazed he didn’t turn out to be Matt Gaetz’s wingman.

At least it isn’t Yang? That would have been purely dystopian.

John McAfee’s corpse has more coherent political positions than this weirdo.

Thank you for the legal clarification, Mr. Dershowitz.

“If I want to use an artifact stolen from a desecrated Native American gravesite I bought as a sex toy, who is the woke left to tell me I can’t!”

But you should see how Phelps dominates a bong, brooooo. Those lungs!

Good luck on your quest to befriend it.

anything about

Well it’s a good thing they speak cause they sure aren’t made for hearing.

I hate its fucking ears.

Absolutely no way am I giving them a cent for the shit that used to come from effectively infinitely generated free lootboxes. 

This what happens when you curve the walls. It’s basically the Guggincestheim Museum.

Acid was the first drug I was really high on, and I also read this in middle school. Never made the connection till now!

“The Pastel Gaming Room Of Your Dreams”