MountDewm
MountDewm
MountDewm

It's from Idiocracy. And Altair-IV is from Assholeocracy, obviously.

fuck off, ass hole

This fine fellow is certainly not the type of person to "fall for it."

I always thought a Russo-phile was someone who gets off on illogical booking and unnecessary storyline swerves.

What I find more offensive is that they've made the know-nothing, reactionary, tea party characters into good guys.

Or because the title basically forces any response to have a second season. But don't worry, you're still super cool for making such a rebellious choice.

Because a review of the chicken at Betty's Diner in Fond-du-Lac, WI doesn't have quite the mass impact on readers that the review of a chain does.

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I hate pretending like just reposting a video or picture constitutes as a worthwhile response, but Paul F Tompkins' little rant here more than validates itself as a response to the underlying "moral" angle mentioned here:

Pfft. Facts have no place in this argument.

He implied that Jeter has more hits than Babe Ruth. Which is totally ok, because he does.

are you really going down this road? He leads the Yankees organization in hits, over guys like Mantle and DiMaggio and Ruth. There is nothing overrated about him. Your argument is fucking tired.

"We can't come up with original material but we also can't use existing villains because they are not villains yet! SO we will keep alluding to them in a 'hit you over the head' kind of way until you are bored enough to change the channel"

I have zero sympathy for an employee of a company that doesn't want to abide by the wishes of the consumer.

I'm sure he made up for it with an "I'm Too Sexy For This Car" bumper sticker on the back.

I ate one of these today. The curiosity was overwhelming. I am so ashamed.

The sad thing is, you take that away and there's really no impetus to go to mars other than 'it's there and it's not our planet!" Which in a way, is noble...but not really feasible.

Weird, I just got diarrhea from that picture.

It's not just the climate.

Whoa! I'm really feelin' the Heat with this take!

Meanwhile, the Lebaron camp had no comment.