I'm sure he made up for it with an "I'm Too Sexy For This Car" bumper sticker on the back.

Whoa! I'm really feelin' the Heat with this take!

Meanwhile, the Lebaron camp had no comment.

That's pretty much the point of the article. Nothing outstanding or groundbreaking happened during the writer's time with lebron, but because it wasn't complete fellatio on how awesome nike and lebron were, they flipped out and bought out the article.

Please, don't lose your shit in Bath.

Showalter has since apologized for what he called "an error in judgment", which Ortiz vehemently argued should have been ruled a hit.

Well, he "tested positive" for "performance-enhancing drugs," a fact "confirmed" by the "Players Association." I can see how there's wiggle room there.

In before someone says that he didn't fail a drug test, even though you linked an article explicitly explaining that he did.

I'll never shop at GameStop ever again after they sold me a copy of Super Mario 3D World... claiming it was new, even though they already opened it... and it was scratched! They said it was their last copy too... so I brought it back the next day, pissed off, and magically, they found a copy that wasn't already…

"Oh you wanted a car with wheels? Then you should have gone down the street to the luther dealer."

To this day, that's how he signs off every Gwinnett Braves broadcast.

The uglier & less convenient it is the more it will appeal to their ideal customer.

"Hey, Derrick, you're finally getting the support you need!"

You created a burner account just to provide us with this sizzling hot sports take? Strong work.

The worst are the ones that are like "it was loud" or "it was raining so I couldn't sit on the patio".

The entire article left a bad taste in my mouth, and that's just putting it nicely.

On Sunday night, the utterly meaningless Miss USA pageant aired, and a soon-to-be-forgotten woman from Nevada won the title.

Thank you. Well said. The fact that larger numbers of people are growing fatter does not magically make 'fat' into 'normal'.

I am so tired of this. ALL BODIES ARE NORMAL. Yes, the 5-foot-3, 166-pound American woman is your average. Miss Indiana is by no means "average." But she's not an abnormal body with green tentacles and a third eyeball hidden in her hair either. THAT would be abnormal. It seems vaguely insulting to the other…

Mekayla Diehl's body is normal. It isn't the average American woman's body, but it is absolutely normal. Her body is not abnormal or unusual.