Exactly! I feel like if it's not about the guests, don't invite any. If it is really just about the bride and groom, then pull two witnesses from your friends/family list tell them to meet you at the courthouse. Actually, that would be great- you could spend the money you would have spent on a bigger wedding on a…

Concur. The only people who should be "outraged!" are the people who pay Pineda to use his goddamn brain (and his pine tar, of course, so long as he's not an idiot about it).

yeah i just don't understand why you design a team that way and then go and take your fucking foot off the gas when you get any lead at all. but everything is fleury's fault.

I like how everyone is all, "THEN DON'T GO" as if they didn't read the part where she mentions that Andrew should decline some invites. I'm genuinely surprised at the anger people are harboring from this simple article.

You do appear to be quite adept at making baseless inferences, I'll give you that.

I have a feeling you're going to take a lot of shit for this from people with dull reading comprehension skills and sharp axes to grind.

Actually, I was speaking from the experience of PLANNING a wedding, not attending one. As a hostess, I felt obligated to throw a good party for the people who were kindly making the trek. I'd make the trip to a good friend's wedding without any expectations whatsoever.

Come on — I say "brides" because most of the people reading this website, demographically, are probably women and therefore more likely to be brides. And yes, if it's you getting married, it's your responsibility to say thank you to your guests enthusiastically and graciously.

... and don't even get her (and me) STARTED on destination weddings.

Hmmm... CITY CENTRE WATERFRONT PROPERTY!

First thought I had, too. On the other hand, there will be an increase in demand for clean, young blood. (What did I just type, O GOD.) Which is a freely occurring resource, so maybe the disadvantaged will be able to get income from it?

On the other hand, the increase in demand will create a black market for it.…

I think oddly enough Mr. Burns did something like that on the Simpsons. I recall it was part of his "therapy" he described in the X-files episode. Great episode by the way.

Great... She can have like $500k from endorsements. When he signs for $16-$20MM/year, she gets jack shit.

Yah, wtf. "please lord, bless their divorce with dignity and mutual respect."

Sweet. I'm halfway there.

WHY WEREN'T YOU FASTER?! TOO MANY GOOD PEOPLE DIED TODAY MOUNT DEWM

Fuck off. He's not "his normal self." He's not festively plump. He's fat and it's weird.

Most of those were syndicated shows that Disney aired in second run - not "originals" produced for their channel.

Gargoyles was a syndicated show before it ever appeared on the disney channel, as was Tail Spin