Cue the men coming to tell us that we should be flattered by the attention and just lighten up and learn to take a joke, man, in 3, 2, 1...

You're trolling, right? There's no reason for a fan to touch an athlete during play, unless you know there's a sniper on the roof about to shoot him and you're the only one who can save him.

Darren Rovell, meet your new intern.

The kid's right about one thing, though. Journalism isn't about seeking the attention of others. It's about writing stories in a vacuum and creating as few waves as possible.

Maybe one day you will create something that deserves to honored and celebrated. Until then, quit shitting on other people's day in the spotlight.

Here, you need this more than I do right now:

No one is saying the woman lied because she is not making any accusations. The main issue really is TMZ which headlined it as "Colin Kaepernik investigated for sexual assault" which is not true at all.

This will definitely appeal to 87-year-olds like myself who both remember the early 1960s and still enjoy going to children's cartoons.

I can't believe he had the balls to bring up the Ladies Auxiliary. Does this guy think he's bulletproof?

He next needs to be assigned to crack the Craig James at SMU cold case. The victims deserve justice.

you must be new around these parts.

He had been averaging 28 a game recently. Did his team not need him in those games? You know, the stretch run of the regular season, the conference tourney, the (close) first game of the NCAA tourney? But you're right, one poor performance shows that he sucks.

Ya I hate funny stuff too!!

This is the best thing ever.

You think if we send enough bags of nuts or colored cupcakes to Marvel, we can have EMH back?

Pollock is a fish. Polack is the slur.

It doesn't sound all that bad, as being called a "disgrace to Jersey" is an extremely flattering compliment.

Those fucking stickers...I've seen 13.1 stickers too. I mean if you're going to be up your own asshole about running, at least go the distance.