I met Antoine Walker at an airpot Quizno's once. A shame he didn't hear me say no pickles though.

It's offensive. Not faux offensive, actually offensive.

You realize you're defending a racist pun, right?

Think of it this way. There are two kinds of people, in America at least. There are people who understand racism at some level, sometimes a very sophisticated level. There are people who don't understand racism, perhaps because they are too highly privileged, perhaps from a sort of willful ignorance, or perhaps as a…

As someone who has actually suffered mental illness and made suicide attempts...

Knock knock.

When an athlete dares to suggest he wants to renegotiate his contract the media and fans treat him like a greedy man with no honor, but when Nick Saban renegotatiates his contract every other offseason, hey he's just the best coach and deserves to be the highest paid (even though he already was).

Welcome to Jezebel.

So it's fine for beyonce to contribute to the male gaze because you like her but miley cyrus is not doing it right?

Do you want to hear the terrifying truth...or do you want to see me sock a few dingers???

You'll concede that the example of ARod demonstrates the limitations of simply projecting WAR from prior seasons.

Kurt Cobain, good weather, Robinson Cano's career.

(opens envelope)

"Things that go to Seattle to die."

Easy. Bud Selig hated Nelson Mandela also.

Who knows!

As with anything involving Brandon Jennings and J.R. Smith, less than 40% of the shots actually connected.

Considering how bad she is at dealing with the issues of women of color, I would say that Miley Cyrus is already pretty good at feminism.

Actually, there is:

What he means is that he is neither a racist or a bully, but instead a hybrid of the two. Beyond normal classification, he's a rabully.

What I would give to have been a fly on the wall when the Genius at the Apple store showed Richie how to change the names of his contacts.