The real tragedy is that it is just "I hate myself for loving you", which is an awesomely badass Joan Jett song, that is now countrified and sung by a botoxed Walmart blonde for people who think Applebee's is fine dining.

I just saw that this event happened in my hometown and I'm both embarrassed and completely unsurprised. This is ground zero for health concern-trolling.
I've had total strangers comment on what I'm eating (including the charming woman in line behind me at a bakery who looked at my pastry as asked "Are you sure you…

I saw her in DC last year, and in my admittedly cheap ass section, people were SO rude. Drunk yelling, heckling, wandering around the rows.The group a few rows back from me talked the entire show nonstop. Why even spend the money (girl who huffed, "FINALLY, a song I know" during 'Criminal', I mean you)?

For real. Dave Chappelle is coming to my city and I didn't even buy tickets because my expectations of the crowd are so low

By "old school disciplinarian" do you mean "college coach"? Because that's what I hear. And to be honest, when I hear "college coach," I do kind of hear, "complete asshole."

I just don't know how they're going to go back to white now.

Holloway put as many screenshots of tweets and photos as he could find, not in an effort to shame them

Am I the only one that gets annoyed whenever these comments happen? What are you doing in an article about the best way to install gta v on the 360? Do you just want attention? Am I the only one who doesn't get the love for Jennifer Lawrence? Am I the only one who watched the first few episodes of breaking bad got…

Can't wait for the NFL's piece on baseball's PED problem.

I literally can't think of Eddie black comedians that came Pryor to Dave Chappelle.

Chappelle was also building off lots of shows that came before, like this one:

Isn't it just tragic that we white people actually have to think about the things we say now?

Oh fuck off.

Oh I get it. Because they're black and Chappelle is black. Heavens forbid other black comedians trying to be funny.

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Already losing my shit at Cartoons Plural.

And how the theft is referred to as a prank and the piece keeps reminding us that these guys are comedians. Reading this was such an unpleasant experience. Them drinking fireball in hindsight was some total foreshadowing. "You're going to hate everything about these hilarious pranksters "

I haven't had such little sympathy for a comedian since The Watchmen.

Would love to, but first I have to read Snooki's memoir and then listen to the complete works of Limp Bizkit.

This makes me feel bad for Mike Vanderjagt, which is a phrase I never thought I would say. I mean, they took his shit, paraded it around, and publicly humiliated him, and he was still just trying to get it back without involving the police. Those guys are grade A douches