Sucks he couldn't fit "COOL 4EVR" on that plate.

Sadly, this is very much already a thing.

Surely you have neighbors to advise of your status as a registered sex offender so it's probably not a great thing to waste so much of your afternoon grading my joke.

THANK YOU PROFESSOR CHUCKLES LOL.

"People would probably take it less seriously (whatever that means)"

Yep. They wanted someone to fawn all over the VIP treatment & hype surrounding LeBron's tour. Probably out of a combination of cost & remaining sting from "The Decision" ESPN wasn't an option to give them the Lynn Hoppes treatment & they made their bet on a newer London (CELEBS! CELEBS! GLAMOUR! WEALTH! 24/7!!!!!…

Instead of lashing out at this woman collecting what she qualified for they could certainly drive to their nearest cafe with outdoor seating & find a white woman wearing sweatpants with words on the ass, over-sized sunglasses & driving a luxury car from this decade to rage against instead.

You're taking this too seriously.

Apparently ESPN wanted too much to do typed fellatio on LeBron & his Nike draped "LeBron-Mania".

Same shit happened to me. They didn't even bother putting new security stickers on to fool me either. Got home, took the game out of the bag to see the seals broken. Game didn't appear to be scratched, but I was still mad enough to never go back. I paid $59.99 for a brand new game, not for one that obviously was…

I'm assuming his phone autocorrect changed "endangering" to "changing"?

"And furthermore my client would like it known to THE WORLD that his mouth does not as purported, smell like a diarrhea butt."

Some people at WCW were mad, but this is also something Heenan would've said had Hogan stormed the ring for a save during his WWF run. Heenan's history of automatically & irrationally accusing Hogan of being sinister is at play here too. It really isn't different than him saying "She's here to rub it in his face!"…

I just assume they automatically ask to be charged more no matter what the price tag.

The uglier & less convenient it is the more it will appeal to their ideal customer.

It's really sad that one her primary sources of income these days is every time some young woman in a commercial, show, movie or game is depicted or referred to as an out of control train wreck of a person she assumes it's about her & sues.

The fact that the Prius lady wasn't struck by a bolt of lightning is perhaps the greatest evidence that there is no God.

Either way the guy is a nut job for not being able to let go of the fact that he once was unfairly charged $2.50 for water...which doesn't help his claim of the "thousands of dollars" in business they've lost from him.

Nah, fuck that guy.