ONLY BIG MUSCLY MEN CAN WIN PRETEND FIGHTS!

Does it matter if it was the movie's fault? It was annoying as shit regardless.

I didn't even mind that it ended up being a musical, but then after about the 1,000th "OMG LET IT GO" or "OMG ______ DOING LET IT GO!" thing I just wanted the movie to die.

Perfect. Thanks.

This is my first time with the new Kinja. I think it might be just as effective if I just yell my replies into a megaphone outside.

Even if it's only partially accurate it will beat First Class where despite it being the early 1960s Alex Summers dressed & styled his hair like a modern day douche-bro.

Then Will picked up a toilet plunger & said "Thank for you this royal scepter. I shall treasure it always."

I've been sobbing in agonizing fear since I read this post. So chilly & creepy.

Is that just a bad picture or has the last decade really been that rough on Omar Epps?

When I was a virgin I screwed at the highest possible non-non-virgin level possible.

Sorry, anymore I'm used to having to explain every joke around these parts.

The T4 posters are perfect, because it definitely is the human characters who sell those movies. Spike Witwicky & Chip Chase figures sell for millions of dollars on Ebay.

I remember after they hired Tortorella a friend of mine saying "I'll bet the fire department is at Gillis's house everyday when he tries to put fire out with gasoline."

What I meant is the challenge presented to content creators seems to be that they are to be funny, or die.

Amazon Prime Instant seems to always have the shittiest apps.

"And it comes right down to the wire as 'Watching It' & 'Not Watching It' battle for the win! Wait...what's this?!"

"And this weird looking stuff here links back to the team's history...somehow. Any questions? Good, now fucking buy em, sheep." -Nike

Funny or Die. Well, it didn't meet the "funny" portion of it so....

"Hey, I have a terrible idea. Let's literally try to please everyone & thus in the end, no one."

Gotcha.