Actually I have to side with Lindy here. There's a reason "accidents" tend to be the go-to methods for domestic murder. This probably would've been easy for her to get away with if she had called police after he "fell" instead of, at least from all that I can read about it, going home like nothing happened & saying he…

Great fuck, where they lived makes the beginning of the local headline "Flathead newlywed..."

The term you're looking for is "gritty". You're not allowed to just say "white", because that implies a racial factor. Using the word "gritty" erases all racial connections & just gets to the core of the difference, Clay was just being a "gritty" player who wants to earn every cent he's getting paid. He leaves it all…

It's amazing that Bob Raissman & his never changing schtick can make Suzyn Waldman & John Sterling the people I'm annoyed less by when putting all 3 on a short list.

At 7 he has both met & surpassed the academic achievements of the majority of his adult Jets fan brethren.

Hahahaha!

The Foodspin that I really need right now is:

I've been pretty impressed with the Empty Yogurt Container of My Love films, certainly not your conventional Turkish avant-garde horror franchise. However this summer's 3rd installment left me wanting a little more. The pre-prequel as a straight sequel thing was hard to stay into.

Not even just the jokes, but on the fucking cliche as fuck chalkboard. It's like that joke from "The World's End" about how every pub looks exactly the same. It's a double originality fail.

It's a good thing Leitch has been busy all afternoon writing a strongly worded letter to Merriam-Webster about their dictionary not having enough positive adjectives that he can use to describe Woody Allen's latest film.

Does DC have to do a (good) Wonder Woman movie first? I've always found Marvel's lineup of female heroes to be a little on the "meh" end of the spectrum. A lot of characters who I like in team-up/ensemble stories but I've never really followed as a singular character. This is an age of reinvention though so they…

My friend was at that game & was texting me about how obnoxious the fans around him were regarding sending a clearly hurt & diminished RG3 out there. "THIS IS WHEN YOU EARN YOUR MONEY! GET IN THERE!" "This is the NFL, no sacrifice no victory!" and shit. Then when it was apparent that he was seriously injured I asked…

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I can just picture a pack of middle-aged white guys in suits behind the cameras laughing like they're at a comedy show featuring a Murderer's Row of stand-up comics while everyone else is just cringing.

Tequan Richmond! He played one of my favorite lovable sorta dumb characters ever on Everybody Loves Chris.

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Especially in this wing of Gawker Media. I think the plan is for Jezebel to eventually become all GIF, no actual words will be typed. Even by staff.

Is there something just naturally racisty about yoga & pilates culture? A friend became an instructor in the last couple of years & she went from being a really cool person to being the type of person who has no qualms about being casually racist.

It just seems like they'll have one game where multiple d-linemen get sacks & that justifies the entire philosophy, with no concern for the games sandwiched around it where they had no pass rush & their corners were getting torched & their LB's are bouncing off any RB that breaks past the line of scrimmage.

Fewell's faults mesh with the organization's philosophy of "The best way to build a winning team is to count on getting 20 sacks a game" so as little as I value him, if it wasn't him calling the shots there it would be someone else just like him. Gilbride has way more of the team's fate in his hands so yeah, I agree…