I have to find excuses to be out of the office every time there's a "Food Day", which is way too fucking often. People push food worse than guilting someone into drinks. At these things they'll react like you called their mother an ugly whore if you decline to have a serving of their dip or eat one of their rolls. I…

Tim, as a US citizen whose tax rate is WHOLLY DEPENDENT on Cy Young Award winners I care very much about which statistics journalists value in determining their award vote.

This is just proof that people can push for equality all they want but they must understand doing so flies in the face of the basic human instinct which is apparently to find something (no matter how trivial) which makes them feel superior to other people & when that false sense of superiority isn't enough you must…

"Put that expensive, large TV screen to use in the way it was always intended, by putting the thing you're watching in a smaller corner of the screen & have the edges of the screen taken over by apps that provide you information you could get on any of the dozens of other electronic devices you surely have within 3…

I remember when that Chris Moneymaker guy won something & while watching a cable news morning show in a doctor's office waiting room the before break tease for the next top of the hour was seriously something like "As the conflict in Afghanistan continues to take a toll on our soldiers & their loved ones back home, is…

The Giants are needlessly carrying 3 QBs so their GM didn't have to deal with cutting his 4th round pick (who was terrible) he had to trade a 2nd pick to get so they shouldn't feel too alone.

It's why as a younger fellow I learned to calm my expectations until you see her take the shades off. The bigger the shades, the more you should slow down.

Her rising Twitter following of shady guys suggests that Twitter is pretty much the same thing for drunk college girls as any bar is.

"Holy fuck that is stupid. We can't just do this based off one of these though."

It will probably happen this year because of course the Jets had to fill out their QB competition, "The Royal Rumble of Shit" with the son of their in-stadium rival's legendary QB. I'm sure that move was made entirely for a couple of cheap headlines before they cut him in mid August. Then in true Jets fashion he was…

Ha, THAT'S funnier.

So I guess Philip Junus McMichael will never be a contributor to Gawker Media now. Shame, I heard he's a 7-time winner of the prestigious McMichael Award for Literary Excellence.