Do you really think that they’re buying back these cars for any reason other than the government made them? If VW knew they had fucked up and was buying them back out of the goodness of their hearts, the cars would have never been sold in the first place.

Everyone.

No, not really. We just don’t feel obligated to do shit for one another.

No, not really. We just don’t feel obligated to do shit for one another.

Who says I hate them?

I have a great relationship with my family.

Yeah when I was driving my truck I couldn’t go 3 months without someone asking me to help move some shit. Sorry, I value my free time.

Exactly. I’m not going to tell you what computer you should buy because I know full well you’re either not going to buy a new PC at all, or you’re just going to walk into walmart and buy the cheapest machine they have.

I didn’t force them to have a child. I don’t expect anyone to do anything valuable for free. People shouldn’t expect me to ply my trade for free. People definitely shouldn’t expect me to spend the entire Christmas party messing with their computer.

“My holiday freelance rate is $75/hour with a one hour minimum.” That usually takes care of the holiday tech support bullshit. If it works well enough for you to not need me to fix it until I’m already here for completely unrelated purposes, it must not need fixing that badly.

“They essentially let you hike in the winter weather, and you only need about six inches of snow for an outing.”

“Obviously I’m no expert, but I did work as an optician over 10 years and generally unhealthy and obese people have extremely acidic skin and ear right through their glasses making the paint peel and breaking down the metals and sometimes plastic in the frames. Always had to direct those people towards titanium…

Pretty sure that was a 1.5 psi off joke

they can always you to leave

Did you really just joke about suicide while in the process of getting butthurt about an AIDS joke?

They’re armed for self defense. No brinks guy is gonna shooting you for stealing. that’s what insurance is for.

I’d gladly take 10 cents on the dollar for that much gold. 160k for an hour’s work? sheeeit.

Coins are in giant lockboxes that weigh like 500 lbs

The bomb squad probably consists of normal police officers who have been cross-trained on EOD. A lot of specialty teams are just cross-trained normal officers.

GAP should really be required IMO. I owe like $2.5k on a car I totalled over a year ago because I was a stupid kid who thought bad things couldn’t happen to him.