Weed and beaches.

Between watching flies fornicate, paint dry, and then this contest... I’m going to need a while to grow back all my nails. And fingers.

The entire video would be used as evidence for thousands of laws and ordinances he likely would have broken, had he tried this shit in our wonderful, great, terrific, land of the free, home of the brave*

That’s a cute eco boost you got there “Sour On”

GT350 I owned would scrape off loose coins off the ground and slice roadkill to Kobe beef appetizer thinness

Owned “standard” GT350, when cold, starting it in the morning would wake up neighbors... in Canada. (I’m in South Pensy)

Does it include seats and steering wheel, tho? Last I checked, on Porsches every stinking bolt and nut is an option... carrying “market value adjustment” dealer mark up

These are selling briskly, I hear...

Ah, yes! Favorite of pizza delivery drivers across America

Counterpoint:

Step 3: Set time machine to 1999

Earth diameter ~7,900 miles. Red “spot” - 10,000 miles wide. GULP...

DJ Icey should be one of headliners...

Word of the day: Mendacious

I spent more time reading about this punchable character than I’d like to admit. His 15 minutes of fame are up, TL;DRTFA to find out that he’s running for Senate. Well. Color me surprised. Nah. He’ll fit right in with those scumbags. Shit, he should go work with his buddy Pai. Will certainly fit the MO of these…

If there was someone worthy of deportation, this jackass should be on the very top of that list.

But... but... how do you advertise all them military-grade trucks and whatnots? Who do you salute every 30 seconds during CFL games? Your local grannies? Wait, do you have commercials every 30 seconds during CFL games?

Cover my keyboard? Why? Oh, right... Forgot, middle schoolers are out on summer break and this is supposed to be lulzariously funneh

PETA, aka “People for Eating Tasty Animals”