That one looks like a spider with so many eyes... Ugh. Definitely an acquired taste, I imagine.

When you sit inside and punch the gas pedal and hear your spine crack and re-align yourself, while your face is looking for a stopping point somewhere well past the headrest, what it looks like from the outside... becomes somewhat irrelevant. I dunno, I loved staring at mine.

I had that as my wall paper for many years - I think from 2003 - 2008, while I waited for the real deal. In 2010 I got one. Didn’t leave garage for several days. Me, that is.

I need a gun. For good ol’American car jackin’. Coz that one and R34 are my all-time unicorn cars.

Putin is just more careful and didn’t leave as many breadcrumbs as his incompetent stooge. There’s a Russian joke about Putin/Medvedev relationship (when Putin supposedly stepped aside for some time):

I’ll provide soundtrack for this one:

Are you sure that’s a lambo, dude?

You gotta see Wet Bag Of Cigarette Butts That Thinks It’s Judge Holden live, dude. Their bassist makes Flea look like a high school talent show amateur.

“Either come back with Citation or in Citation”

All I can say is that getting a loan was the easy part - getting the car... that’s another story. Higher the price, the harder it gets to get the car. Let’s put it this way - I had easier time buying my house than trying to buy a future CarMax Warranty Department’s nightmare - a.k.a. Doug’s favorite SUV brand.

I don’t read Best Korean, but that caption looks like: “Oh shiiiit! Oh Shiiit! Oh Shit.”

Where else? Into the ocean? I have class and care about the environment. Sure, my superyacht may get one nautical mile per 1000 Gallons... but it’s a small price to pay for someone who created so many jobs building and servicing my yacht and satisfying my every whimsy. But I don’t expect a mere mortal like you to…

Actually, I earned it at tender age of 13... but that’s neither here nor there.

Andy. Put the pipe down. Seek help.

They should brake more, so that more shooting can take place. From the orbit. It’s the only way to be sure.

Why am I staring at this pic like a deer in headlights?

Still looks like a giant tumor on otherwise ok dickmobile.

You gotta keep ‘em separated...