MotorboatingSOB
MotorboatingSOB
MotorboatingSOB

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Missed Oliver Cheatham - Get down Saturday Night sampled in DP’s “Voyager”

David, I am starting to suspect you have a rather strong BSDM streak, with unseemly preference for masochism. I would have scrapped this project literally and figuratively about two beers after hitting a snag. Just go out and buy yourself a mall crawler, like the rest of us.

#NotMyPresident

I’ll go instead of you, if there’s ever any danger to this mega-corporation’s bottom line. Even if it means eating their crappy food. But if it gets your blood pressure few points higher, it’s a worthy cause. Also, don’t reproduce. Plz. Thx.

Aw, c’mon - it’s cute:

Axin the real questions here. U da real MVP

Armstrong tole the newspaper.

Patrick, just be sure you have tow truck arrangements in place before the Snowpocalypse starts. If that’s not an option, take some spices with you, in case you have to make soup out of that fine Italian leather.

“Wow, are these the shoes that stomped deez nutz?”

Only plebs don’t have self-pouring champagnia. Automation (or lack thereof) is the very reason why you can’t afford something as pedestrian as this dinghy. I’ll be hanging out with my own sEX Machina bots dropping tripple deuce on my Tripple Deuce

Allow me to stretch it even further - Gary Oldman played Drexl, the pimp in True Romance. And as we know, Oldman plays Commissioner Gordon in Dark Knight/Batman franchise. Marvel/DC cross-over in the making confirmed. :-)

Scary Movie 2

Scary Movie 2, and yes.

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Mostly pigs. But they’re not saying what. All I know is that pigs come in, pork comes out. Delicious, delicious, bacony pork.

Gave up so easily. I would have retorted with “Alternative Facts” :-p

Austin was employed at Halco Productions in Shreveport. He last was seen leaving the business Feb. 8.