I was selling a drum machine on ebay and used to list my phone number for any questions. It was a $1 start price, with like $800 reserve and $1K buy it now. So, one day I get a call - the dude says “Hey, I’m DJ Shadow, you know who I am?” me: “No” Him: “I want to buy your machine drum and I see that it’s now bid up to…

...it’s nice that you have an opinion about it, but I’m not interested in your feedback.

I respectfully disagree. Surely he can flop his body on top of all the poootytang he pulls with this mad wad of cash, car collection, and Cialis. No reason why he couldn’t slither through yet another opening.

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Last 4th of July, I was driving on a highway at night and saw bunch of cars slowing down - at first, it looked like a baby deer got onto the road and was unable to escape due to concrete divider... but as I got closer, I saw it was a pup - maybe 9 month old or so. Thing was terrified and lost, as cars were zipping…

“Aperta” means “Open” in Italian. There’s your reason - no more calls to cops - just flop out through the... Aperture.

The new “NSX” is a sad remake of a legend not worthy of the name, imho.

I was at an intersection of local highway and side road in a GT-R, about to hit the gas to decompress my spine discs. As the light turns green, I got distracted talking to my co-worker to step on the gas - those few seconds saved our lives, as an 18 wheeler blew past solid red (for at least 15 seconds) without even…

GT350 owner here - mine eats donuts... and people eating donuts

Oooh, can I submit my beast too?

You’re signing up for Pacific Coast Police?

As a side note, after seeing these body gaps on a $400K+ Ford, I think I feel little less peeved at Michael Strahan-esque gaps on my GT350

I know I wouldn’t buy a house in a neighborhood where people have such eyesores - and I love fast cars as much as anyone on this blog. The issue is not the trailer - it’s the concern that such nuisance could diminish the market for houses in that neighborhood, thereby lowering house prices. I don’t have any data to…

I would write something nasty about the environment, but seeing how I daily a Wrangler and tear up back roads in GT350 on weekends, I will just STFU.

Good - this “autonomobile” fad was way overdue to be killed off anyway:

I read that as “Impala” “Citation” and had some terrible autodesign flashbacks.

I’m a baller on a budget. How many horsepowers will I lose if I order one without that CF trim? Will it drop to Corolla levels?

Oh boy... as someone who occasionally rides with aforementioned persons, I can neither confirm nor deny this assertion.

..and likely said “sorry”