Oh, yeah!!!

Doug, you clearly don’t understand. Glass = meth. Hence the price. Heisenberg’s finest.

My guess would be that even for a wholesaler to sell it to someone they’d most likely need to arrange for financing and corresponding insurance. I don’t know what kind of bank would offer financing on a new old car for defunct manufacturer... and insurance company would most likely not insure it for full value either,…

How’s that done?

Holly crap. That right there is my Unicorn. And it shall remain such at that price. Especially considering I bought a brand new 2010 GT-R for that kind of scratch. As much as I love this car, if crack pipe could smoke a crack pipe, this would be the crack pipe a crack pipe would smoke.

Every time he opens his snarky gob, I just want to stuff something in it. Like a heavily worn Pacman Jones’ jockstrap. Can’t stand this pimp-coat wearing, blathering idiot. How does such an ahole still have a job in media is beyond me - he’s unlistenable and unwatchable.

There is no way in hell you’re getting an M3 lease for $700 with 0 down. Unless it’s a 2001 with 200K miles on the clock. Through some exotic (and by exotic I mean mob-owned) leasing company.

Key factor: ULTRA LOW MILEAGE LEASE. That means what? Just drives to/from nearest service for oil changes? WTF is this? Lease for ants?

Torquemada! Once he floors it, you can’t torquemada anything. Including crashing.

I like it how AEV has a sob-inducing counterfeit page knocking all the copycats, yet their wheels are strikingly similar to Ferrari:

You wouldn’t happen to have a female relative with your last name that recently started working in NJ?

I’d take Pink Yaris of Shame over that.

Doug, quit copying me - I went from R35 to JK. And I live in Philly. Wait. You’re my alter ego. Just funnier (actually, that’s a very low bar). Plus you have a job that allows you to take tax deductions for your fun...

25 years living in Philly and being a car nut... well, color me ashamed.

And now I’m forever terrified of going to Virginia Beach. Because I don’t own a flame-retardant bathing suit.

Looks only mother could love. Maybe. Though, it does have aerodynamics going for it... which is nice.

I just can’t get over how ugly it still is. I’ll wait until it depreciates to 50% in about 6-12 months and then I’ll contemplate whether performance and price will win me over.

Yup.

Passenger’s head bangs here every time your GT-R goes over any object thicker than a quarter. Anyone over 5” and with two legs still attached should not attempt to sit there (source: am a former GT-R owner).

Not until the kids having to ride in the back start complaining of stiff back/legs due to terrible seating position... Nothing like seeing your kid napping on that oh-so-safe-and-solid-door (/s) to encourage trading it in for something more road-trip worthy. Which explains why there are so many low-mileage automatic…