U mad, bro? Don't worry - the feeling is mutual. And watching Michael Irvin laid there motionless + throwing eggs at your stinking Cowpiles is a cherished highlight of any true Eagles fan's box of memories. We may not win a SB this year... but we sure will put some beating on your faggy Cowgirls, who knows - we might…

Don't forget: "I slip, I fell, I accidentally hung myself and that's why I'm suing you. Posthumously, of course". The lawyers will never allow this to market in US "I'll sue the shit out of you" of A.

Latch this! ;-)

I herped at her derp. Wait. OMG, flying saucer-buckets! Yai New York Islanderps! Quantum Theory. That's all I got to say.

I already do that, especially when I slide the fucking thing 20 times and it still doesn't unlock. So, umm. yeah. fuck you, Droid (anal dis)Charge and Samsung bloatware that was loaded on my phone. Fucking piece of shit. Yeah, I'm mad. Oh, shit! My phone just unlocked!

Trololololo-lo-loo-lo0-lo0-lolo trololololooooooooo

Wtf did I just read?

I'm speaking from almost 20 years of experience working in various companies. They all operate the same way. Sure, if you truly have a hostile work environment or sexual harassment/discrimination concern - they will listen and act. Essentially, in any situation where it smells like there might be grounds for a…

I'm a Jeep n00b. Just got my first Jeep as a DD only 3 weeks ago! And that's after swearing to never buy American car again over 20 years ago. Sure, it's "eww, 4 doors!" 2012 Altitude... but at least I made a 250 mile effort to make sure that mine didn't have an autotragic shifter. And this is from a guy that has a…

Does anyone else sees symbolism in having a cock parading in front of the car? ;-)

That car is a fucking star. Just look how many movies it stared in:

This will most likely end up to be the most lopsided crack pipe EVER.

#FUCKTITTER, err, I mean #FUCKTWATTER... shit. #FUCKSHITTER...

Here's another good one

The one with CLINT - Is that the one where he's talking to an empty chair? Senility ain't what it used to be...

Abarth.

Beats those fat, annoying gerbils (or is it hamsters? maybe guinea pigs?) for that POS Kia SOUL... If you drive one, you may not have a soul.. at all.

Oh, fuck yes!!!! makes me LMAO even today

Hey, don't be hatin' on my 4 door hard top!!! :-) That's the one I have. I understand from Jeep purist it's blasphemy, but I wouldn't own it otherwise. I think that it only makes it better - plus it allows this long standing heritage to continue. I guess one can argue it's an SUV but I would counter with "I would…

Nah, plastic will give us away. I bet you that long after we're gone, subsequent civilizations will be finding AOL disks scattered throughout the planet.